Here Isn’t the News
The Return of the NOTLOL
It has been a wild ride since I last posted on the parlous state of The News, which, it being composed largely of cringe memes, I suggest we rename to Le News.
I told you it was NOTLOL
Here follow a few obvious predictions anyone could have made which have come true.
Serbia is back in the news
Germany and Europe have sanctioned themselves into disaster
Europe faces a serious energy crisis
I mentioned in February that Serbia and the NATO province it contains would become interesting again. This was obvious, as Serbia is basically Russia and Kosovo is not a real country.
To recap, NATO bombed Serbia for 77 days to establish a Moslem enclave in Serbia, for which NATO insists it is ready to fight. Kosovo is the textbook definition of a failed state - if we imagine for a second that we do not live in upside-down world where the textbooks are written by salivating perverts who insist on being alone with your children.
Kosovo was the big Current Thing in the late 90s. All the cool people supported the Kosovo Liberation Army and clapped the aerial bombing of Serbian civilians to help them establish an unstable, criminally corrupt ethnic flashpoint.
Serbia is now suffering a kind of NATOpox, with these tiny NATO statelets bursting out all over it like some freedom rash. Montenegro, Bosnia, Kosovo - these are effectively the protectorates of the Rainbow Empire, in which every drastic step will be taken to halt a cold - but where nothing will be done to stop gay sex.
The outbreak of conflict across the zones of the former Soviet Union now combine with the fault lines of another crumbling empire - that of the United States- a world policeman who has defunded himself. He has printed trillions to treat a cold by handing out money to his rich friends. He has wisely sanctioned himself to protect himself from having cheap fuel and things to eat. Officer Dibble did a far better job of policing Top Cat and his feline hi-jinks than has Uncle Sam, whose response to any stimulus these days is to smash the nearest fire alarm and start shooting bystanders whilst powerfully soiling himself.
The Free World and its Leader
Bad situation inheritor and stutter victim Joe Biden has got COVID again, which is impossible due to his being quadravaxxed and maskerading at all times (when not staring wide eyed at people who aren’t there).
Inappropriate Laughter Woman is only serious when he is talking. What is more NOTLOL than the thought of her negotiating with the Chinese to end the nuclear war her 82 year old colleague decided to start for attention? At the time of writing Nancy Pelosi is flying to Taiwan despite strong warnings that this will be seen as an act of war by China. If these lunatics do not succeed in provoking a war this time then they will come up with something else soon.
The adults have been in the room for two and a half years. There doesn’t seem to be a single man in that administration who does not look like he belongs on some kind of list. The rules-based bombings must continue, because if there is one thing the world needs it is pallet loads of US dollars being airlifted to foreign crooks. Again.
“OK Groomer” is a bannable offence now
The perverts have been at it again, in news that will surprise no one still clinging to the reality-based persuasion. It is now unacceptable to suggest that sex crazed perverts dressed as demons may not have the most honourable intentions towards your children. The customary reply to their pretence of innocence was ‘Ok, Groomer’ - a kind of shorthand for the truth, which is so obvious as to be prohibited. Well, now it is. Noticing reality is against the paedophile community’s guidelines.
It is apparently shocking to discover that an anus-based lifestyle may involve some health issues. It turns out that bumming dozens of strangers every week strongly correlates with horrific plagues sent from God Himself to smite the wicked. Allegedly. Studies show that children are in fact happier when raised by two men whose fascination with children is of course unquestionably wholesome.
In support of these studies using the word ‘groomer’ on Reddit and Twitter will now get you banned.
The Absolute State of Germany
Germany appears to be on time once more with its mission of destroying Europe every generation or so. Having started strongly with the invitation to a million Future Doctors Without Borders in 2015, The Country Formerly Known as Germoney is now skint and begging its satellites to reduce their gas consumption by 15 percent each. Germany should really be called Gerwomany now, since it has transitioned to a new and exciting persona. It now identifies as industry-free and has designated heating and social order as racist or something. If the countries it used to pay to keep them from collapsing donate their gas to Gerwomany, it may not have to burn the furniture to keep warm this winter. Expectations of civil disorder are unlikely to be disappointed.
Gerwoman policy is of course to shut down all power generation and make it a crime to buy any from Russia. The former bulwark of Europe now appears to be governed by Bane, whose famous plan to get caught and then crash the plane with no survivors is the closest analogy to European economic policy I can muster. He also refuses to remove his mask - which is the pinnacle of sanity and virtue in the never ending mass psychosis for which no one voted. Staysafe, as the people trying to destroy the world like to say.
Seizing the memes of production
A man was arrested in the Uk for memes and it wasn’t me. Keep sharing to see me in handcuffs. It’s what I would have wanted - to get manhandled into a van whilst my spittle-flecked visage spouts asinine internet in-jokes.
I think this sort of thing is going to happen less - not more - as the police appear to be nearing completion of project Clown Shoes. It is simply unsustainable for the police to prosecute crimes against insanity whilst leaving burglary, theft and other forms of economic redistribution untouched. To continue on this path is to radicalise the normal majority, and to persuade them of the wisdom of the opinions of rappers concerning tha police.
To speak more broadly, the attempt to transfigure reality by changing the names of things has become so absurd as to be plainly ridiculous. ‘Safe and effective’. ‘Woman’. ‘Our values’. Now the recession - which is actually stagflation - is offensive to the Regime and so the meaning of that word has been changed to align with the views of the Party.
We are all obliged to be members of the outer Party. Remember to applaud when they compel you to misgender the obvious. These are not updated definitions but a pledge of allegiance to the Party. They demonstrate your dedication to refusing to see what is really there on command.
These people now want to start a war with China. To LOL or not to NOTLOL - that is the question.
I shall soon return with the final part of The Decline of the West - which is about the end of empire.